February 2012
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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View from the in-overhead: Onion breath from dinner, an oversized comforter, “The New Yorker,” and a bowl of grapes. I haven’t been writing enough stories lately; sometimes I worry that I’ve become purely an essayist — or even worse: a Walter Hill copycat who fears progression toward the inevitable tire of a loathed dramatist. It’s insufferable, in all its...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Are you part asian?
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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strychnine posing as emotional recognition posing as aboveboard posing as ethical entropy posing as me I’ve been drinking my weight in water; “if nautical nonsense be something you wish”
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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I keep adding and deleting things: in cyber and real space, memory space and time space. (consortium, continuum) Veni vidi vici. 
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Anonymous asked: why did you do the paleo diet. just for health reasons or for weight loss?
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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I’m working on eliminating “web-presence” to purposefully eliminate “most presence” in this sad reality of far-past-post pubescence.  
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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denmarkluceriaga: I choo choo choose you
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Dear New Yorker, Keep an eye on your abstract-writers (pun not intended, or maybe it is). This introduction makes me NOT want to read the article: ABSTRACT: A REPORTER AT LARGE about face transplants and transplant recipient Dallas Wiens. God took Dallas Wiens’s face from him on a clear November morning four years ago. If you ask Wiens, he will say that it was neither an accident nor a...
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Stupid women and the men who love them.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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I like to will myself into strenuous, trying situations (physically or mentally) — all of which must offer a wealth of chance in the fervor-favor of self-deprecating and reflexive behavior. (There’s no excuse.)
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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On occasion, I’ll suffer from a private paranoia  — in and of interconnectedness — Sociality interpolates at reality’s center. Forms: slimy, incarnate, “Please, I can’t bear” Cheap metaphors, Internet, and Universe; “You can delete it, but it’s always there”
Feb 8th
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A shmoke und a pancake? Flapjack und a shigarette? Shigar und a waffle? Pipe und a crepe? Bong und a blintz?
Feb 8th
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Feb 2nd
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Anonymous asked: Costco?
Feb 2nd
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“For people who don’t know any better, what they hear becomes the truth,” he said. “Especially when it comes to all things operational — which essentially renders all things operational… inoperative.” He paused, running his fingers over some dried, chunked peanut butter on the counter. “It’s a weird world, I guess.” And with a shrug, he...
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
85 posts
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WatchWatch
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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