I had this dream that I was driving a pale blue convertible through a small Arizona suburb. The roads in the neighborhood twisted and curved erratically like a terrifying roller coaster or a Dr. Seuss illustration. I was tipsy off of sugary alcoholic beverages, and while driving, I noticed that innocent puppies (some of them blind) were frolicking through the streets.
I could barely see anything due to impaired vision from dream drunkenness, and I kept narrowly missing puppies with my tires. I was forced to get out, pick up the puppies, and take them to their middle-aged female owners who all happened to be waiting outside of their homes. Somehow, I knew that the goal was to get all of the puppies to their owners as fast as I could, or I’d fail.
I herded three puppies to this woman who was standing in her garage, and she pointed to one of the dogs and said: “He’s my pride and joy. We’ve trained him to talk like a game show host.”
And this tiny animal opened his mouth and said: “Hello and welcome!” And then, I woke up.